Two seconds. That is apparently the legal threshold for abandonment in New Jeanland.

“Shuffle Your Feet, Lose Your Seat” follows Bullie Jean taking immediate possession of an unattended chair, complete with flag, signage, and the confidence of someone who has already decided the appeal process will be unsuccessful.

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Malana Kline

Originally from Memphis, Tennessee, Malana Kline is a writer and artist with a love for creative expression in all its forms. She writes poetry and fiction, exploring everything from the intimate and melancholic to the strange and imaginative. Beyond writing, she creates digital art and enjoys photography and crafting. Her work is driven by curiosity, creativity, and a fondness for finding beauty in the details.

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